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kinky pleasure

kinky pleasure is a phrase that describes all kind of activities that make you usually have physical or mental pain but because its so good/funny you end up doing to yourself multiple times.
Person A: My kinky pleasure is to watch Buzzfeed Videos.
Person B: You sick fuck...
by black-cat-69 January 11, 2018
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pleasure pot

The term used for those that have to rub one out in a secret “beat off spot” otherwise known as the pleasure pot. Not only is the pleasure pot a place to get your best thinking achieved, but the ability to get off without interruption is unmatched.
Her: Where’s Chuck going?
Him: To the pleasure pot.

Her: What’s that?
Him: To the bathroom to beat one off in hiding to achieve uninterrupted maximum pleasure. Not only can he get his best thinking done, but easy clean up job as well.

Her: Wow! Maybe I should start using the pleasure pot.

Him: Absolutely, Highly recommend! It’s a one stop shot!
by BTibbs July 20, 2023
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Pleasure Twigs

(noun) Your fingers when engaged in the act of masturbation.
Sarah's pleasure twigs were on fire when she saw my delicious gums flapping in the breeze.
by dsahraie June 22, 2010
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Kilty pleasure

When she gives you a little scottish reach around
Yeah she gave me a kilty pleasure to remember her by
by Lolbruhwtf May 21, 2017
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Pretzel Pleasure

The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019
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kilty pleasure

When a bar wench reaches around under your kilt and gives you something to remember her by.
That lass over yonder gave me some kilty pleasure last weekend
by Dicktonairy May 27, 2017
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Nurse Pleasure

Oh Nurse Pleasure me, I mean I need a spong bath...
by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
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