Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.

Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”

by Slinkypeepee January 6, 2024

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Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.

FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...

by Skrrtt August 13, 2024

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Pussy Pillager

An African or Arab national who rapes native women in predominantly white countries. Can be used to specifically imply that the victim was originally a virgin.

Mohammed is a convicted pussy pillager.

Mohammed pussy pillaged an entire primary school.

by Poopyfart10 November 24, 2025

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The 3 Pillars of Pervianity

the three aspects of a girl by which she should be measured:
1) TITS
2) LEGS
3) ARSE

dave: what would you rate her?

ahmed : she scores very highly on all the 3 pillars of pervianity

by robbo13 December 18, 2011

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Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023

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