Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.

Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.

-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.

by pika007 May 2, 2011

PICNIC

PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer

For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC

by Purdey November 6, 2023

booty picnic

1. When you have a orgy of ass or booty eating

2. When your girl lets you eat her ass or booty in public

3. Having a picnic and eating something that tastes like ass or booty

Jim- Yo dog, I'm finna have a BOOTY PICNIC
John- Ayyyeeeeeeeeeee

by William118abc May 25, 2016

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.

Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024