cuddle puddle

what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"

I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!

by CLP7 May 5, 2014

meat puddle

pussy

Hey baby, I wanna step in your meat puddle.

by Bishop Floggin August 3, 2003

puddle cruiser

a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.

wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.

by weisyo May 31, 2006

puddled

Unintentional recipient of copious amounts of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide - 25

Woahhh! I've been puddled - I've only a three-foot square sight of focused vision - everything else is blurry... That "water" I felt land on my back and neck in the show earlier was obviously something far more potent.

by BlackHeart14 February 10, 2015

puddles

Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!

"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"

by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Puddles McGee

A girl that leaves puddles on your bed, during or after sexual activity.

Dude like omg, shes such a Puddles Mcgee. Help me wash my blankets mom.

by Team Voltron January 1, 2006

Pink Puddle

A euphemism for having vaginal sex during the period, named for the pinkish mess created by the intermingling of blood and semen.

1. She was really horny during her period so we made a pink puddle.

by Sub30ms September 6, 2007