phallic column

The penis is considered the phallic column.

Most men have phallic columns.

by Rofoman May 10, 2006

Phail

How douche bags spell 'fail'.

Douche bag: Lawl! Epic Phail!

by Victim of the rebar October 4, 2008

Phail

a slang, forum-based term meaning fail, failure, wrong, or used as an insult usually meaning one is a failure, dumb, weak, etc.

person A - teh new maps suck, they are so not l337. bungie is a total phail!

person B - yeah sure you little no life forum crawling faggot. Learn to use real English and stop blaming Bungie for how bad you are.

by volcanoripper May 4, 2008

Phailbukkit

1. (n) An act or action which either ends in or contains extreme levels of failure, far beyond most normal failures.
2. (adj) used to describe or portray an act which meets the above criteria.

1. Yesterday, Mike tried to jump off his roof to look cool, but pulled a phailbukkit and just ended up crushing James.

2. Tyler, if you don't watch out this is just going to turn into a giant phailbukkit disaster.

by Deadseraph May 3, 2009

phail

a word used by a lot of faggots on the net. they think they "0wn" or "pwn" or anything else,but they just didnt REALLY know you.
alot of fags will use this kind of expression; "you phail at life" and it means they phail in life,and talk like a stylish fag.they also could say "you,my friend" or other fagish sentences.Leave them alone by,they wont harm anyone.

failure : you my friend,phail at life
normal people ; YOU,my friend,can suck my balls!

by Sabih December 23, 2007

phalen

ass who likes to get some booty when ever he/she wantus. phalen are a rare breed of ass and stupidity put together

oh is that a phalen your talking to? yep why? well they gold diggers

by mmissybissyb January 21, 2010

phail

Alternate spelling of "fail;" most commonly associated with spelling errors.

Lawl, you phail at dah speling. Lulz.

by WittyNicknameGoesHere January 26, 2010