Phamster

Half Pham Half Hamster.... All Phamster

person 1: Yo wasup Phamster!
Ariel: nothing much you?

by recessionproof October 30, 2011

phaseburn

A twisted or mentally insane person. Someone who walks the thin line between genius and insanity. Also known as a "Network Administrator"

Why would I want to invite a phaseburn like that to a party? I have my standards!

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

honey moon phase

When you don't see anyone else as attractive, compared to the one your heart is set on.

Guy: Man, Jenna has me hooked, I think I'm in the honey moon phase, I don't see anybody else, and she's all I think about!
Guy 2: Wow, that's a lot to take in. She's the one.

by aaayJayJay February 20, 2009

pause moment

1.A brief moment of silence to ponder(think about) the sexual content of something that was said.

Note:'Pause!' is sometimes said after a possible sexual innuendo. It can be said by the person who issued the statement or by someone who heard it.
(The statement itself did not have to be meant in a sexual manner.)

2.When after reading something(i.e. a sign)a pause is need to think about the sexual content of what was read.

3. Can be used to replace no homo.

1."Gosh Shawn you always give me the best tasting juice." -pause moment
"So son dat nigga Tye I was feelin' him last night." -pause moment
"Why is it so hard to get you to come here." -pause moment

2.Sign says "Parking in Rear."
Sign says "Always a Happy Ending."

3."Your ass is mine." -pause moment

by Radon Killer February 20, 2009

Rip Phase

Derived from the classic bay slang “Rip” or "Ripper” aka a slutty female. The term “rip phase” describes the period in a girls life in which she is a little loose. She sleeps with multiple dudes over the course of a few months or a year. Almost every girl goes through a “rip phase” at one point in their life. If you know a girl who hasn’t, just wait lol. Originated by the donnis in Berkeley, California.

That girl is hella bad but she's in her rip phase right now so I'm not trying to get too attached.

by YoungKellsBaby September 16, 2016

phasmorphage

Quite possibly the most kickass motherfucker to ever grace the internet.

Phasmorphage. Fuck yeah.

by SyniSetera October 16, 2007

Phases of Humor

When you hiccup alot.

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010