dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

Pertenk

One per ten thousand (one per-ten-k). 1% of 1%.

If we split it 80 ways we'll each get 125 pertenk.

by Three Couches July 22, 2011

pertecious

I word that means nothing. And is a poor misspelling pretentious. A typical mistake.

"I only say G'day when I'm trying to sound pertecious"- euphie 2018

by Euphie-U4iA November 9, 2018

partexting

to {text} while in a stationery vehicle

"pull over when partexting"

by misterred January 3, 2010

Perceft

The imperfect way or writing perfect.

OMG dued! Did u c taht gril!? Shes so perceft!

by Prof. Pasquale April 18, 2010

partest

(verb)-- the gathering of people for a non-violent commemoration or rally. A more jubilant alternative to picketing or rioting. Combination of the term "party" and "protest."

After the militant police force was removed from Ferguson, the city had a partest until 2am. There were few injuries and the citizens had an opportunity to relieve stress and remember Michael Brown.

by Jawsattack07 August 15, 2014