Mr pendulum

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves penalty with his heart, body and soul. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.

Mr pendulum just discovered an unknown country.

by DOO GEE February 27, 2021

Chier une pendule

A very French, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn't need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. Very useful for any occasion.

"Jean-Claude a mangé toute la galette?

- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"

"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"

by SoFreakinFrench November 27, 2014

accidental wurlitzer leg percussion

When the funk is too strong and the leg of the keyboard wants to join in. First seen in sky mall by Vulfpeck.

"I love Sky Mall!"
"Yeah, that song was so funky, it even had accidental wurlitzer leg percussion."

by seagullsoars February 6, 2018

Middle School Percussionist

Sitting in a corner in the music room crying about your depression until you need to stand up to play hotcross buns before sitting back down and resuming, only pausing when your friend who plays the baritone gets their finger stuck in it and goes to play the bass drum.

I hate being a middle school percussionist

by GamerOfStrategy November 3, 2021

your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

Soy un perdedor

The phrase "Soy un perdedor" literally means "I am a loser" in Portuguese, nothing more or less.

"Soy un perdedor - I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" - lyrics taken from Beck's song 'Loser'.

by Stuart Hall January 4, 2008

percussionists

sex obsessed perverts

You stupid percussionists, stop touching my ass

by bchicks March 14, 2003