penis

The thingy my daddy has that he makes me touch :)

Dad: Timmy, come touch my penis.
Boy: Ok daddy.

by Osama bin Ladan October 9, 2006

penis

A different way of calling someone a dick.

Jon launches a potato cannon straight at Jim's nuts
Jon: "O, yea dewd! U just got pooped on! Got it on video too! Straight 2 youtube!
Jim: "WTF MAN? Not only did you just crush my balls, but now you're going to humiliate me too? Stop being such a penis!!!"

by Remlap1223 April 20, 2010

penis

A body part where females give pleasure to.

boy:"suck my 'penis' bitch"..
girl:"okay sir"

by mothereffer October 10, 2003

penis

1) A man's pride.
2) A woman's husband's pride
3) Your dad's pride
4) Your son's pride
5) Your neighbor's pride
6) Your uncle's pride
7) Your granddad's pride
8) Your grandson's pride
9) Your pride

Father- 'Son, I have never been so proud of you.'
Son- 'Are you more proud of me than your penis?'
Father-'No'

by maniac94 August 7, 2011

penis

B movies so laughably bad that they reek of dick, usually found in Walmart's bargain bin (Penis Bin).

Snakes on a Plane is so penis.

by SenorDD October 15, 2006

penis

a dink

i like to rub my penis

by mark September 27, 2003

penis

A hard, round, strong and smooth organ that burst in your mouth @ jus' tha right momment.

J's penis jus' exploded in Alicia's mouth and got all over her shirt.

by DatBytchUWant~~Lala September 1, 2004