penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis

The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.

by Malika Davis August 23, 2023

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penile

when something is funny or jus str8 pissing you off

“ karen got into a car accident today” -sam
“penile” -you

by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021

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penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

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Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

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penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.

Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

by word jockey September 8, 2013

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