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peen hole

i have a peen hole.........sooo ya
by deecoco February 20, 2019
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Peen juice

Peen juice has nothing to do with any sort of big, small, fat or skinny cock. It is just chunky peanut butter, no fat ducks here
“Hey Landon can you pass me the peen juice?”
“Yeah! The crunchy one, right”
For sure my dood”
by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019
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e-peen

Internet-slang for saying Penis. Most often used on internet message boards, instant-messages, and/or IRc.
On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.
by Rougie March 30, 2004
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Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.
Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”
by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019
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Anti-peen

A penis so small it stretches negatively through your asshole all the way from here to mars. The existence of an Anti-peen would bring down the average penis size to about 4 mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.
Guy: I wish the average penis size was 4mm

The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen
by Gryan77802 November 6, 2019
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E-peen

An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.
"Suck my fat E-peen" (once sucked you'll gain the entire knowledge of the world)
by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019
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thanos peen

Joe: THANOS PEEN

Me: YAAAAAAAAASSSSS
by PossiblyYourDad4 February 4, 2019
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