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peen hole

i have a peen hole.........sooo ya
by deecoco February 20, 2019
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Peen Derr

Another name for the penis, better than wiener
Dude, your peen derr totally touched my leg last night, gross.. do it again
by megan delio November 24, 2010
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e-peen

Internet-slang for saying Penis. Most often used on internet message boards, instant-messages, and/or IRc.
On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.
by Rougie March 30, 2004
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Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.
Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”
by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019
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Anti-peen

A penis so small it stretches negatively through your asshole all the way from here to mars. The existence of an Anti-peen would bring down the average penis size to about 4 mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.
Guy: I wish the average penis size was 4mm

The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen
by Gryan77802 November 6, 2019
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E-peen

An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.
"Suck my fat E-peen" (once sucked you'll gain the entire knowledge of the world)
by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019
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stinky peen

A man, who can usually be found at the gym, who has a bad odor between his legs around the genitals.
Damn, what a stinky peen! NO way im going near there...
by fluffs4eves November 30, 2011
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