past timer

Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.

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by savagekillr May 4, 2011

Meat Paste

Usually means some sort of horrid spread, made of beef.. And fat and jelly. That you might spread on an Oven Bottom...

"Here, I'll make you some meat paste butties to take with you"

by Hevski June 4, 2015

Hot Paste

To tie an image, file or text to a specific keyboard shortcut for future use

I need to keep that quote on a hot paste option for work

by Alexander the Pen July 1, 2023

past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.

Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid

by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017

drink past it

how you get over something bad that happens: you consume alcohol (and/or other drugs) in order for you to forget the situation at hand

I got fired today. So, tonight, I'm gonna drink past it.

by $un$h!n3 February 4, 2010

Shart Paste

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.

Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.

by Poopedmypants June 19, 2012

paste kids

A group of teenagers who act so stupid you think they eat paste. Like a paste-eater but a whole group of people who are all immature, permafried or just plain stupid. (they don't actually have to eat paste but they just act like they do. They act kinda like Ralph from 'The Simpsons')

haha look at those paste kids hanging by the bike rack.

by Martina D June 5, 2005