Prison

Adult timeout

I had to go to adult timeout/ prison

by Factnerds23 March 23, 2022

Prisonland

The newest Disneyland attraction wherein you can experience all levels of the exciting prison experience, from dropping the soap in a crowded shower to embarking on an insanely exciting but doomed escape outta Alcatraz to being on Death Row, ordering up a Happy Meal as the last great gastronomic moment of your pathetic life.

My big friend, Mr. Bubba, says to Mickey whom he now realizes testified against him, “Bend over baby, we’re in Prisonland!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2022

Frank Parson

A Male Piercing In Which One Large Bar Goes Through Both Nipples.

"Dude I Totally Just Got A Frank Parson To Make Me Look Like I Have Cleavage!"
"Frank Parson, My Man. Happy Birthday! Good Job!" *Claps*

by KatieKilledYourBoyfriend October 3, 2009

the parson's gambit

In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.

Oh man, did you see the parson's gambit Todd set up in the locker room?" "No, what happened." "Eddy was minding his own business, dropping a deuce, when Todd snuck over the stall and nailed him with an air horn and that aerosol cheese. There was nothing he could do but sit there and take it until the dirty business was done." "Stone Cold.

by SenatorGreg June 6, 2011

Shower prisoner

Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.

I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Pussy To Prison Pipeline

The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.

Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!

by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023