January 6 Pardon

The right-wing fringe theory that the sooner the Insurrectionist-in-Chief is reinstated as president, who lost a “stolen” 2020 election, the better it will be for the hundreds of presently imprisoned or GPS-tracked-and-monitored “American Patriots,” who have faith that a presidential pardon would exonerate them from their violent attack on the Capitol.

Which is more likely: a January 6 pardon, or the names of the 45th US President and his morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers-supporters in the Book of Life?

by MathPlus July 9, 2021

Parson Brown

MAC MILLER

we keep pushing your buttons (prod. Parson Brown)

by SapientBlazer April 20, 2021

parsonsed

The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.

-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today.
-Oh, she was parsonsed this morning

by NotJon April 23, 2005

parsonsed

when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration

what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET

by bjorn July 1, 2005

Paragon

A certain cable company.

I'm going to order Paragon cable service. Oh sh*t there's a bear eating my leg!

by Jackarsery July 13, 2003

pargo

An ordinary mid-western, middle aged, middle class white man. Usually balding and wearing ill-fitting pleated khakis, a polo shirt and glasses. Usually thin with a small pot belly. Thoroughly unhip.

"Man, I am through working the lunch shift at Abblebee's. I get no tips from those demanding, fucking cheap pargos! Did you see how much ketchup that triflin', pargo-ass motherfucker put on his burger?"

by Todd Harris April 26, 2008

Pardon

-A word for socially awkward boys
-for unconsious using

Gay Top - Strip
Gay Bottom - *Pardon?*

by Astronomical-Cherry on twitter May 29, 2018