Also known as the coolest and most insensitive way to break up ever conceived by man. A sex move that's notoriously hard to pull off. You'll need a window in your bedroom, on the ground floor, a cupboard for a friend to hide in, and a girl.
Start doing the girl doggy-style, facing the window, and then have your friend quietly sneak out of the cupboard and trade places with you without her noticing. Then exit the room, walk in front of the window, and wave to her. Bonus points if you're still naked when you do this.
Start doing the girl doggy-style, facing the window, and then have your friend quietly sneak out of the cupboard and trade places with you without her noticing. Then exit the room, walk in front of the window, and wave to her. Bonus points if you're still naked when you do this.
"Dude, I finally managed to pull off a time paradox! She'll probably never speak to me again, but it was worth it!"
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It's located in southern California. It is bordered by Compton Downey Lynwood and Long Beach.
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We're so small we only have one high school.
It's located in southern California. It is bordered by Compton Downey Lynwood and Long Beach.
Its an awesome city but I hate that no one knows about us.
We're so small we only have one high school.
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The spellchecked document is assumed to have correct spelling. However, because of paradoxonyms the spellchecked document must be further analyzed to ensure correct spelling of the intended words.
The spellchecked document is assumed to have correct spelling. However, because of paradoxonyms the spellchecked document must be further analyzed to ensure correct spelling of the intended words.
Paradoxonym examples: 1. Author types "wood", but intended to spell "would". 2. Author types "all", but intended to spell "awl". 3. Author types "skies", but intended to spell "skis".
In all cases, spell check will find no spelling errors when in fact there are spelling errors.
In all cases, spell check will find no spelling errors when in fact there are spelling errors.
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Get the Paramorism mug.1. having the nature of a paradox; self-contradictory.
2. Medicine/Medical . not being the normal or usual kind:
Sometimes, par·a·dox·al.
2. Medicine/Medical . not being the normal or usual kind:
Sometimes, par·a·dox·al.
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Paragon Prep is my favorite school, though it does not feel like a school, especially all the latin stories.
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Get the Paragon Prep mug.The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.
Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.
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