Pap smear

The Papanicolaou test is a method of cervical screening used to detect potentially precancerous and cancerous processes in the cervix. Abnormal findings are often followed up by more sensitive diagnostic procedures and if warranted, interventions that aim to prevent progression to cervical cance

Jane had to get a Pap smear when she was at the gynecologist

by Heyitsj000 April 8, 2019

pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

Pap

A vagina that is often smelled before it is seen. Also can be defined as a procedure in which a forced orgasm is induced upon the clitoral region.

“I want to go get my pap smeared for my birthday,” said Stacy drunkenly.

by KINGPINUSN May 1, 2023

PAP

a PAP is a punk ass pussy, similar to a dweeb, but more extreme.

Chad: Yo brad, check out this guy, he's drunk off of 3 beers
Brad: What a fucking pap

by BobbytheOGhummer April 4, 2023

Paps

The abreviation, “paps” in Mexican slang usually refers to the Alfa male, the Mirrey, the Player, Homophobe and the one that only lives for Clout etc... Your average Yeezy wearing camo pants and a Supreme hoodie. Listening to reaggetton or XXXtentacion with his AirPods.

Tipo: Vez ese wey que tiene tres novias y se liga a todo el mundo, Que PAPS.

by Videogamelover December 18, 2018

pap

Spanish slang (Salvadorian)

Definition: A small, inanimate object; usually a part or piece of something larger.

Similar to: thingie, thing-a-ma-bob, thing-a-ma-jig, joant, joint piece, what-cha-ma-call-it

Pronounced /päp/ and /bäp/ spoken simultaneously; combining /p/ and /b/ sounds.

Hombre uno: ¿Cómpo lo arreglo?
Hombre dos: Necisitas el pap.

by DeceivedThem July 23, 2016

Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018