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Smelly Panties

; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!
Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?
by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021
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Panty Breach

When you finally get a finger inside the panties and get a little diddle action. Usually occurs after a few weeks of dating and making out enough that she gets so horning and is ready for a little finger action.
Rachel was holding out but finally got her so hot that I was able to panty breach last night. Smell my finger braaaaahhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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Panty Mustard

a vaginal fluid that leaks uncontrollably to the panties creating a thick mustard like film.
Panty

Hey Rick I was making out with Linda, I bet I stirred up a great amount of panty mustard.
by Harold00 January 5, 2018
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Panty whisperer

An average looking, sometimes visually unappealling male who can convince beautiful women to engage in sexual activities with him by simply talking to them and overpowering them with his charm/suaveness.
For Rich to be such an average guy, he sure gets the smokin' hot women. He's known as the "panty whisperer".
by Hereg December 17, 2012
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poof panties

Person: Hello? Creator: *british accent* yes, would you like to purchase a pair of inflatable underpants? Person: inflatable underpants? Creator: indeed, they're called poof panties
by Psychokay666 May 16, 2018
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Hipster panties

Hipster panties are a size or style of panties that have many cute prints.
I wear mostly hipster panties and I have so many cute prints like my favorite pair of hello kitty panties.
by WedgiedGirl December 7, 2018
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Panty Pirate

One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.
I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.
by DJCodio November 4, 2008
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