Paden

A Paden is a person who is really slow when he's snowboarding, slow getting them on, slow down the slopes.

Damn bitch, you're boarding so slow today you must be a Paden.

by marksupero December 14, 2008

padang

a slang used to denote a poor state.

this book is padang.
that is the padangest joke i have ever heard.

by rajeshfrall May 10, 2006

Payn0

General ruler... A master mind, a role model, a guiding light

by Anonymous February 4, 2003

Liam Payne

Liam Payne has a 10.2 inch cock
you never knew you needed that information but you do.

Liam Payne/One Direction stan in public:10.2!!
Everyone around them: ALL LIAM NO PAYNE

by payne_chain June 25, 2020

Liam Payne

Least recognized/ obsessed with One Direction member. Liam has the least number of dirty fan fictions written about him. He is normally found being a "good friend" or "leader of the group" or "most mature". There is a small fan base for Liam Payne led by tween girls and girls with low self esteem. Liam is has a taste for brunettes and is most likely to end up with an ex-prostitute who is only there for his money. If Liam wasn't a teenage billionaire, people would have a reason to feel bad for him.

Teenage Girl 1: I love Harry!
Teenage Girl 2: I love Louis!
Teenage Girl 3: I love Niall!
Teenage Girl 4: I love Zayn!

Tween Girl: I love Liam Payne!

Teenage Girls: Oh honey, you're new to this, aren't you?

by Blacklace Hotness September 7, 2013

Liam Payne

Daddy direction! His music is good and deserves more streams. If you don't listen to Payno what are you doing in you life? He was apart of the biggest boyband on the planet (One Direction) and went on to release an album and a single with Dixie D'amelio. Everybody should listen to his music because he has amazing vocals. He also co-wrote many amazing 1D songs like Better than Words and Diana!

(his career kinda went *flop* after 1D tbh)

Person 1: Have you heard of Liam Payne?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the guy who heavily contributed to One Directions success?
Person 1: Yeah! That guy.

by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! February 5, 2021

Padunka

When you take a crap and the turd comes around and rest on your balls.

Psht. That guy can eat my padunka!

by Mr. T February 8, 2004