Peen juice

Peen juice has nothing to do with any sort of big, small, fat or skinny cock. It is just chunky peanut butter, no fat ducks here

“Hey Landon can you pass me the peen juice?”
“Yeah! The crunchy one, right”
“For sure my dood”

by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019

dirty peen

A sexy mother fucker called owen. The keyboard seems to autocorrect the name to Peen and so we can insinuate that with such a name, he himself is the owner of one such massive peen.

Me and dirty peen are going to the 24h shop to go swing our 12 inch nobs on all the KA drinks

by K4ne_sb February 15, 2021

e-peen

Internet-slang for saying Penis. Most often used on internet message boards, instant-messages, and/or IRc.

On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.

by Rougie March 30, 2004

Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis”
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.

“Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”

by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019

Anti-peen

A penis so small it stretches negatively through your asshole all the way from here to mars. The existence of an Anti-peen would bring down the average penis size to about 4 mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.

Guy: I wish the average penis size was 4mm

The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen

by Gryan77802 November 6, 2019

E-peen

An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.

"Suck my fat E-peen" (once sucked you'll gain the entire knowledge of the world)

by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

Jean peen

Jean peen is when a women's jeans creases at her crotch, making a bulge that looks like a penis.

She has a Jean peen when she sits.

by Aar96 February 28, 2017