The very minute reality gives you a slap in the face, for every dumb fuck you ever dated, or fell inlove with, for every asshole that broke your heart, for every wanna be man who claims he's the answer to your prayers, for everytime you gave your whole heart, for every lie you ever bought and for every second you ever wasted on just a worthless peice of shit, for every husband who's wives let them sleep around cause they cant keep up with their quote sex drive, for every breath wasted is an oop's moment.
Girl- Are you married?
Guy- Technically I am, but we've been talking divorce.
I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him
....dont buy into his lies, this is a trap.
if you have done this, it was an "Oops Moment"
Guy- Technically I am, but we've been talking divorce.
I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him
....dont buy into his lies, this is a trap.
if you have done this, it was an "Oops Moment"
by Reveng Seeker September 22, 2011
Get the Oops Momentmug. by Gertie GlitterSparkles May 31, 2019
Get the And I oop-mug. The female equivalent to the alley oop. Basically, it is an alley oop that end anti climatically with the second player tossing in a lay-up instead of a dunk. Can also be seen outside of womens games in a street game of underskilled, old, or out of shape players.
John: Dude, come on you should have dunked that, it was the perfect alley oop toss, but you punked out.
Phil: Hello, I'm 5 foot 7. . . and can barely touch the net. So I salley ooped it! But two points is two points!
Phil: Hello, I'm 5 foot 7. . . and can barely touch the net. So I salley ooped it! But two points is two points!
by DPdaix21 May 7, 2009
Get the salley oopmug. The forbidden saying. When you say it, you die. It is mega gay and very small brain. It is said by those icky wicky vsco girls on TikTok.
by Jospeh Mother October 27, 2019
Get the And I Oopmug. Similar to an oops, but much better.
When your fucking a girl, and you secretly RAM it in her ass as hard as you can. Then without any pause, you start fucking the living shit out of her ass as hard as humanly possible. This will send her into INSTANT shock. When she finally regains consciousness and musters up a small amount of energy to say "what are you doing??", you start pounding even HARDER and yell out at the top of your lungs "OOPS!"
When your fucking a girl, and you secretly RAM it in her ass as hard as you can. Then without any pause, you start fucking the living shit out of her ass as hard as humanly possible. This will send her into INSTANT shock. When she finally regains consciousness and musters up a small amount of energy to say "what are you doing??", you start pounding even HARDER and yell out at the top of your lungs "OOPS!"
It was her birthday.. so instead of giving her the usual oops, I realized this is a special day for her and decided to give her a super oops.
by TZ January 15, 2005
Get the super oopsmug. Girl: “ omg no not my hydro flask and I oop!”
Boy: “will you stop talking”
Girl: Sksksksksksk
Boy:omg
Boy: “will you stop talking”
Girl: Sksksksksksk
Boy:omg
by Hdhenshdwm October 30, 2019
Get the And I oopmug. Usually something a true vsco girl says when something goes wrong it can be a very serious situation and you just hear a vsco girl in the background say “and i oop-“ it is very necessary and gives a little touch to an extra situation
by vscochick August 24, 2019
Get the and i oop-mug.