Oober Pownage

To really or super own someone that its just complety sad.
As seen in South Park :Make Love Not Warcraft.

That is Oober pownage.

South Park:Randy Marsh/ Falkor: It looks like that guy just killed. What why why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tyler Parizek October 30, 2007

oober status

Complete Oppisite of Burger status, often used to describe total Aweesomness.

Dude That POrn Movie last night was such oober Status

by UlisesGzz#99 May 21, 2008

offertunity

Offertunity is a combination of providing an opportunity and getting several offers on it. obviously, the person providing the opportunity gets to select the best offer.

i need to get my roof repaired, now that's an offertunity!

by batman_hood June 10, 2011

ooberflap

A word for a really gross stinky female.

The ooberflap that just walked in smells like rancid milk and vinegar.

by gutter and gore April 13, 2008

oafer

one who, despite having everything, insists he has nothing, and then relies upon that insistance to rationalize his general resentment and misanthropy. within oafer circles, this is known as "patriotism". synonymous with oather.

"he says he loves america, but he hates all americans. he must surely be an oafer."

by KEvronista October 23, 2011

ofer

a man who has NO dates( he is 0 for 1, ofer 1, get it?)

" Jimmy is such an ofer!"

by cody July 1, 2003

Vince Offer

An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.

Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!

Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.

by zenfusion1992 May 1, 2009