sneak pee

When one two males are urinating in a bathroom, and one guy surreptitiously looks over at the other guy's junk to get a "sneak peek" at his jewels
"Bro, I was peeing, and Rodney took a sneak pee at me!"

"Dude Josh totally just sneak peed me in the bathroom. Wtf!?"
by NitchBigger March 09, 2016
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sneak haters

When people that are your friends (or are supposed to be) tell you fucked up jokes right to your face, insulting fucking jokes followed by a "nah nah nah". Those people are sneak haters. NOTE: There's a thin line between fucking around with your friends which is a normal thing to do, and sneak hating. If your friends are doing this to you, they're probably also talking shit behind your back.
Man, last time I saw Joe at that party he kept making fun of my Shoes, but when I raised an issue he'd just say "I'm just kidding bro, take it easy". That fucker was sneak hating on me so hard! I'm sure he was making fun of me later at the party after I left! Can't trust those sneak haters.
by tess tickle 00 December 03, 2018
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Sneak Hour

The quite period of time before or after peak (rush) hour.
We caught a taxi to the airport in sneak hour to beat the peak hour traffic.
by g0biin October 10, 2010
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Sneak pump

1) Sex leading to an unplanned pregnancy.

2) An unplanned child.
1) "I'm pregnant?! You must have sneak pumped me."

2) "That kid was a sneak pump."
by J108 March 22, 2013
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Sneak Dragon

The act of employing deception, trickery, and/or stealth in order to bamboozle another
That guy totally just sneak dragoned us when he cut past us when we weren't paying attention in the grocery line.

I walked right past those beans in the aisle, they must have been sneak dragoning me.
by Stuwillany February 21, 2009
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Cookie Sneak

Something that’s made up by someone for the sole purpose of making people perceive it as real for a few years and people attempting to find it or think about it, with it working.
1. “I should’ve known his ludicrous statement about his fight with a tiger was a cookie sneak.”
2. “This lost film seems like one giant cookie sneak.”
by Godlys July 21, 2023
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sneak box

The electronic brick you carry around to stalk and sneak around on social media.
Stop stalking people on that dang sneak box!
by sneakboxer101 February 27, 2017
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