Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 09, 2011

Rusting Fiddles

When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.

I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles

by flalfal March 28, 2019

fiddled

When you accidently sit on a fiddle. Yeah it hurt

Hey what happened
I just got fiddled
I told you i left my fiddle on the couch

by Beastmack February 01, 2016

Git-fiddle

Another term for the musical instrument guitar. Coined when Jimmy Page played his guitar with a violin bow.

Don't forget your git-fiddle for practice.

by Josh Habberdasher February 14, 2017

Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

by Beck stewart June 03, 2021

Fiddling

In Belize, this native slang is the action of a man giving his material items and/or spending money aimlessly on a woman for the benefit of sexual favors.

John is fiddling heavy on Indira. Soon he won't have anything that he personally owns.

by Verybestofthebest March 31, 2021

national fiddle day

the 24th of October the day when we call gingers we dont like fiddle

“hey its emmas birthday tomorrow!”

“erm… NO! its national fiddle day!!”

by GHOSTSDICKSUCKER December 08, 2023