milk and cereal

This MAY be a flash video like tommy says, but this is actually a popular song from G love and Special Sauce. It was a song BEFORE it was a video of two guy singing it(obviously).
by beattie April 18, 2005
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milking table

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.
I just bought my husband a milking table!
by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015
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milk egg

when someone ferments a jar of there cum with worms and mushrooms and microwaveing it. Trapping the vapors and cooling it to a liquid. injecting. the cum worm mushroom mixure aswell as its vapors into a egg and letting the egg rot.
putting the egg inside a female and eatting her out. if preforemed correctly she will crack the egg with her vagania and you will drink the mixture that comes out of her.
(person 1) hey i gave susan a milk egg last night.
(person 2)what the hell you are one sick bastard.
by attack i pod lemon May 13, 2021
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milk a cock

I' can milk a cock so good you won't be able to walk.
by Lee the Red Dog Leader October 8, 2017
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motor milk

When you motor boat a pregnant or lactating woman.
Man, I can’t believe that pregnant chick let me motor milk her.
by Skieskieskie January 31, 2018
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milk drinker

A baby, used as an insult. The insult seems to pre-date Skyrim, and may have origins in Scottish culture.
An old Scottish saying is:

"Bread and cheese is gude to eat when folk can get nae ither meat.
Bread and milk is bairns' meat: I wish them sorrow that be it."

Seems to refer to a "milk drinker".

Another Example: "What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?"
by Pajama-Wearing Basket-Face January 9, 2013
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The Milk Fic

The Milk Fic is the most disturbing, moist, and questionable fanfiction that anybody has ever created. The Milk Fic features Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. To get the feel of it... Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. In the cleanest words possible. It will scar you for life and might change your feelings on milk.
by toast._.kathen May 14, 2019
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