primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009

prime ride

when something is perfect, prime

hey you caught that wave? prime ride. straight a's? prime ride. prime ride? prime ride.

by louie pratt June 21, 2008

69 prime

While in a group sex scenario when two participants are in the act of 69ing one another and a third participant initiates anal penetration on one of the original two.

Flanders and I were having some fun then Homer rushed in and 69 primed me.

by GaymerTilDeath January 28, 2022

zawgalawgatronicamusketingus prime

zawgalawg and tronicamusketingus combined.

zawgalawgatronicamusketingus prime thinks he pays rent 😭

by m0nst3rzz August 9, 2023

Prime hydration

A drink created by youtubers KSI and Logan Paul that people will and have sold them for £150.

John: U wanna buy sum Prime hydration fam
Jim: How much bruv
John: tenner
Jim: You can fuck off for a tenner man

by Mrmiyagi69420 December 5, 2022

Rizztimus prime

When one person has so many bitches you have no choice but to follow behind them

Who else can we trust besides rizztimus prime

by Himothu Jr December 18, 2022

q-prime

Idea that the closed surface areas of the plane-of-reality are a set of uncountable primes.

Q-prime is a set of primes outside the formal set of primes.

The formal set was employed by Godel to form his undecidability theorem.

It constitutes an attention-theory-of-consciousness.

by sandraxine August 19, 2020