by Elaine Liu October 5, 2020

Someone that tries to make themself look colorful to many people because they are actually as dull as it gets when nobody is around.
The girl was a plain instigator and tried to be bossy with people when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look colorful and put upon/subserviant when there was a broad audience.
by The Original Agahnim July 12, 2021

1. The time you waste on the website www.plainabsurd.com
2. When you are taking pictures of absurd things to submit to www.plainabsurd.com
3. Doing anything that someone will think is absurd just to have fun
2. When you are taking pictures of absurd things to submit to www.plainabsurd.com
3. Doing anything that someone will think is absurd just to have fun
1. Wife "Take out the trash and clean up your mess"
Husband "No"
Wife "What the hell are you doing"
Husband "Plain Absurding that pic of you crapping yourself"
Wife "I never know what you are talking about"
Husband "No"
Wife "What the hell are you doing"
Husband "Plain Absurding that pic of you crapping yourself"
Wife "I never know what you are talking about"
by Plainabsurd August 29, 2012

The dork was as plain as an old tin pail, which was probably why she began to copy Taylor Swift's compositions and imitate Taylor Swift, so she would have an identity that was different, and appear to not be afraid to everyone else.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

by Mittyman April 17, 2009

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
