Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

Zoom Bar

Zoom Bar

Zoom Bar is a shared video conference call for the purpose of social interaction while drinking, popularized by the quarantine restrictions during the 2020 Covid 19 pandemic.

My wife is hung over from last night's zoom bar with her friends.

by The Pit Lord April 5, 2020

zoom meet

lessons here, torture hooray

noooo zoom meet

by angman.tangman December 1, 2020

Zoom Cooler

The modern day replacement of the proverbial “water cooler” where people gather and have a quick chat about current events prior to their online work call commencing.

Bravo and I discussed the game at the “Zoom Cooler” before the sales meeting started

by Capt. Bravo March 26, 2021

Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

Bob Zoom

That one actually shitty brazilian cartoon that also focuses on nursery rhymes, IT'S JUST A SHITTY LOTTIE DOTTIE CHICKEN KNOCKOFF. Yeah, it's very fucking controversial.

Dan: IM SORRY BUT I ALSO WATCHED BOB ZOOM AS A KID!
Manu: *Grabs gun*
Dan: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

by ThatDanFox April 23, 2023

Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022