oolong

When your partner wakes up in the middle of the night, catches a glimpse of your junk, and gasps “oo long!" And then proceeds to arouse and initiate sex with your sleeping body.

Homie # 1: Yo braddah! I hooked up with a witch last night!
Homie # 2: Whaaa...she hex you or sumthin'?
Homie # 1: Nahhh...she oolonged me! I woke up nuttin' on her face!
Homie # 2: You lucky bastard...

by jhāna June 2, 2025

Obsolophobia

The irrational or deep-rooted fear of becoming obsolete, especially due to technological advancement, automation, or artificial intelligence.

"He stopped pursuing his engineering degree, gripped by obsolophobia, The dread that machines would outpace him before he even graduated"

by D0LPH1NSHAV3R June 26, 2025

Oblong

Someone Who Been Through So Much Shit They Look Like They Got Hit With A Animality, Babality, Fatality, & Frendship Off Mortal Kombat 3.

Karima: This Bitch Look Like A Child Donkey no /w no Ankles.

Sumiyah: She Just A Oblong Tryna Avoid The Bracelet…

by DUB/S/KRILLA August 23, 2025

Ooblongtonger

The Ooblongtonger is a very popular dance amongst the kids of today's society. The dance mimicks the motion of pulling the pull cord of a lawnmower around the area of your genitals in a curved motion away from your body. The Ooblongtonger originated in the small town of Chaginkastan Alberta, where it gained recognition off of Grindr.

"Woah dude! Look at that man Ooblongtonging!!!"

"Im hitting the Ooblongtonger!"

by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust October 21, 2025

Oblong

A Completely Unrecognizable Person From There Original Appearance.

SMURK: Damn What Happen To Son

CESAR: He Wasn’t Always A Oblong The Boys Did Him Dirty

by DUBSKRILLA December 28, 2025

meth-odology

Scientific/medical protocol/procedures decided upon and/or carried out while the administrators are trippin' out on drugs.

With the deplorable modern-age meth-odology, it's no wonder we have so many botched experiments.

by QuacksO March 11, 2018

Proct-omologist

A rather obscure medical profession that specializes in the treatment of analretinosis.

These medical professional perform both optol-rectomies and Craini-ass- tomies.

Rodney: is that fuckhead Joe gonna go see a proct-omologist, or just keep spewing his
spoiled brat punk rock bullshit.
Ricky: I hope so bro, he really has a real bod case of analretinosis, but he ain’t gotta job, so I guess his mom has to pay for it.

by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018