Numbersy

An uncomfortable, agitated feeling that everybody gets around numbers, to some degree. Even mathematicians get this feeling.

You see, numbers are capable of continuing off into infinity. Even when you look at, say, the number one, your subconscious mind realizes that "what are the chances that the number I'm looking at just so happens to be one? It could've been any number!" Numbers are an indescribable force, and all math classes, even the most advanced, just scratch the surface of the concept of working with numbers. They are not a measurement, but a force we can't even begin to control or work to it's full potential as human beings.

It's these subconscious thoughts that cause slight discomfort around numbers.

Another thing that causes a "numbersy" feeling is math class. If you grew up in America, then chances are that you HATED math class. Every time you see a number of any kind, you're subconsciously reminded of that horrid class, thus causing a "Numbersy" feeling.

Yet another cause is the fact that you cannot escape numbers in today's society. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!

When I showed Ted the graph, he got all numbersy. He must've hated math class.

by sexyanthropomorphicwolf August 30, 2009

Numbners

When you sit on your hand so long it goes numb and you jerk off with it so it feels like its not your hand.

Mark sits on his hand for over an hour while watching porn to really get the numbners going.

by stakjoy April 27, 2011

number 3 from the numberjacks

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.

person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

by Comander Erwin December 21, 2020

Numbertwonity

A precious opportunity to take a “Number Two”

Oof. We’re not stopping for a while, you better take this numbertwonity cause you’ll be shit out of luck if you don’t.

by Teach Ben September 3, 2021

Tonights' numbers are mine

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.

"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

by Fuzzy May 23, 2003

Un-numbness

the feeling of getting your feeling back after being numb.

Regaining of the power to feel or move normally

AFTER SPENDING TWO HOURS AT THE DENTIST, FINALLY THE UN-NUMBNESS SETS IN!!!

by RODGER SKIP SMITH February 5, 2010

kitten number

The number of kittens that had to die in the creation of a design or system architecture. The number is incremented each time a painstaking compromise is made, or when a non-designer opens Photoshop.

"The kitten number was pretty high on this logo, Bob."

by fendingo March 12, 2014