The Dry Newman is when your aim is intentionally miss directed and you slam it home into the anus without warning or lubrication.
"I was doing that chick from Taco Bell last night doggy style when I gave her the Dry Newman"
"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"
"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"
by urtool February 15, 2014
Get the The Dry Newmanmug. Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016
Get the Dry Whiskingmug. The unintentional or intentional act of incriminating someone without it seeming like you are trying to incriminate them.
*Intentional*
*guys sees someone get pop instead of water with his free cup.
Guy (to cashier)- wow I want free pop just like him!
Pop guy- quit dry snitching!
*Unintentional*
Brother 1- *sneaks to a party he wasn't supposed to go to
*next morning
Unsuspecting Brother 2 (in front of parents)- how was that party last night?
Brother 2- my bad bro I didn't mean to dry snitch like that
*guys sees someone get pop instead of water with his free cup.
Guy (to cashier)- wow I want free pop just like him!
Pop guy- quit dry snitching!
*Unintentional*
Brother 1- *sneaks to a party he wasn't supposed to go to
*next morning
Unsuspecting Brother 2 (in front of parents)- how was that party last night?
Brother 2- my bad bro I didn't mean to dry snitch like that
by Yabba doe April 3, 2021
Get the Dry snitchingmug. When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016
Get the Dry Mopmug. by 3000biaches July 5, 2017
Get the letting it drymug. dry lipping
This is were a person wipes the moisture from the front of the top gum in the mouth and smiles.
The result is the inside of the top lip sticks to the front top Gum in an upward manner, displaying all the top teeth.
This is were a person wipes the moisture from the front of the top gum in the mouth and smiles.
The result is the inside of the top lip sticks to the front top Gum in an upward manner, displaying all the top teeth.
(Person having photo taken) Can you take a photo of me while I am dry lipping so I have a big smile for the camera.
(Photographer) Thats a great smile, I can see all your top teeth in the photo.
(Photographer) Thats a great smile, I can see all your top teeth in the photo.
by lunchcutter July 29, 2010
Get the dry lippingmug. When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.
by ryatellsastory September 16, 2015
Get the Dry firemug.