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Sausage Clamp

One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.
"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"

"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."

"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."

"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"

"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"
by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013
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Sausage Trap

Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.
Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.

Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?

Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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sausage fiend

An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.
Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.
by HighestCommonDenominator May 11, 2014
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hooker sausage

A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts
by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017
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Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.
My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"
by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009
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Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
by The turd abibes March 21, 2018
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Sausage Wrap

Particularly if one was not circumcised, it’s another word for Fore-skin.
Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.
by JayForRunner April 8, 2021
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