numpty

a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.

quote..."which numpty shot my car"

by plain but smart July 25, 2008

numpty

When ones balls and dick stick to the side of there leg, usually after sitting for long periods of time

After math claas i had the biggest numpty

by Fernley December 28, 2005

numpty

20 stone,15 month old toddler,with 300 teeth and congealed snot/drool oozing from every facial orafice.

offspring of elton john

by mr. e. john April 17, 2003

numpty

Slightly ditzy and insane to the point that no object is safe.

What sort of numpty are you

by S Chilton March 2, 2003

numpty

A certain person who works 9 days on and 5 days off at our place of work.

Those numpty flexi workers are useless.

by franky July 11, 2004

numpty

though recently adopted to simply mean 'idoit, fool, muppet' Numpty is a medical word for the small section of skin in the female gentials between the vagina and anus.

'nice numpty' quite a mouthfull

by mattaeus rose August 30, 2005

numpty

anyone who would pronouce word this as nump-tee
Should be nump-tay

you are a complete numpty, you can't even pronounce the word.

by Robbie the pict August 1, 2003