Axiom of Choice

A mathematical (and philosophical) theory. Introduced in the early 20th century, it states that if you have a bunch of stuff, you can pick one thing from that stuff, and if you have many different groups of things, you can select one from each group.

This was controversial at the time.

Math is weird.
I have a two bowls of Cap'n Crunch. It took mathematicians until 1904 to figure out that I can take a Crunchberry from each. This is the Axiom of Choice.
by Carter? February 15, 2012
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Easy Choices

A good looking girl who you wouldnt mind taking her clenlyness, or having her give you oral pleasure. If the girl is attractive then she becomes an "Easy Choice" Also if you meet her at deja vu in Seattle she is no matter what an
"EASY CHOICE".
Talal: Jon did you see that Snail?

Jon: Yea Talal i did, she was like a 7 though.

Talal:I really dont care, It's still "Easy Choices" if you ask me.
by John Boulahan February 09, 2009
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October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
by HiddenUs3r October 03, 2020
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My choice act

The ability to commit suicide under certain stipulations that requires you to have a will and a power of attorney to handle all things for you for six months and if you don’t commit suicide in that time you have the ability to regain your right to decision making over your own matters in most states this is called assisted suicide
by Statesrights March 15, 2021
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Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you
Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.
by Griizxx July 01, 2019
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Choice

Choice is the act of hesitation made before making a decision (not in any dictionary anywhere!! Instead they say choice is choosing... eat my ass).
The more decisions you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom of choice.
by Can’t-handle December 04, 2018
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