everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.
Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
by little kbaybay January 1, 2012
Get the swag countmug. by yiye32 January 6, 2022
Get the Body Countmug. When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.
by frigginhost April 26, 2017
Get the Goose Countmug. an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.
Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
Get the Count Everestmug. The number of sexual partners one has been with, especially regarding a man (hence the notch = pussy).
Brad: "Bro I'm twenty and I've already slept with three different bitches."
Chad: "Yo that's nothing I had a 20 notch count by the time I was 16!"
Chad: "Yo that's nothing I had a 20 notch count by the time I was 16!"
by Old for my age November 13, 2022
Get the notch countmug. A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.
by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022
Get the Count Snackulamug. Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.
You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest
Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others
This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest
Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others
This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult
person: 'You're a fucking count'
person: 'Shut up you steek'
person: Look at that steeky count
person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '
person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
person: 'You're a fucking count'
person: 'Shut up you steek'
person: Look at that steeky count
person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '
person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
by Countsteek June 21, 2018
Get the Count steekmug.