Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome

An affliction that is not officially recognized, but can be self diagnosed easily. If you haven't watched Netflixin in more than 14 hours give or take you may experience chills, fevers, pain, sweats, nausea, vomiting, irritability, sudden fits of rage, among multiple other symptoms. There is no known cure. However, the symptoms or best treated by watching a quick 20-22 minute episode of a good show on Netflix. More episodes/movies may be needed.

I get motion sickness on planes and boats, but I don't like telling people that cause so I tell them I suffer from Netflix Withdrawal Syndrome, really just a great excuse for why I am sick.

by SpartnMarine June 28, 2014

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Netflixia

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death

Dalton: Joe! where the hell have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black

by Waffleking72 August 27, 2015

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Netflix

The worst thing that could ever possibly have occurred to your internet connection on Call of Duty. The bane of any COD players existence without wifi speeds over 30mbps.

Most victims will experience extremely low k/d ratios because of netflix and their peers will often feel bad for them in a time of such bad fortune.

Big Ron: "FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!!!"
Friend: " What now?"
Big Ron: "I'm fuckin one-baring again. Why the fuck does my family always have to watch netflix on 3 devices ."
*prepares noose*

by I 1-bar all day... March 14, 2016

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