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nerp

A artard retarded awesomely amzingful substitution for another word and or sentence to descride its awesomeness and amazingfulness. or could descride your love one another. OR! could also descride the hatefullness towards another culture or ethnicity if used in the proper digogitory term.
i nerp you with all my nerpin heart.
by chrilliam December 30, 2009
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Nerp

1. Nerp A flat shapeless feature found on various parts of the human body

2. Nerps A Woman's breast that are grossly under developed. To the severity of having only nipples for breast.

3. Nerp an its y bits y Breast the size of a Nerp.

4. Nerped That man's penis can be nerped at birth.

5. Nerppability having the ability to shrink into a flat

shapeless shriveled mass.
1.The Lady went shopping but was disappointed to find that the manufacturers of Braziers didn't have any Bras in her size to fit her nerps.

2. Nerpability, Oh No! My Rosette Chocolate Bud has been nerped! the sun just melted it into a nerpy puddle of chocolate. Girl to boy Hows Your Rosette Chocolate Bud? I don't Know it's pretty nerped or how is your Muffin? My Muffin is nerp!

3. when the boy jumped into the freezing cold water he realized that his penis had nerpability. Cold water shocked his penis to shrink into nothingness! YAIKES!
by WORD BIRD February 6,2010 February 7, 2010
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Nerasila

Person who is not up to date with current lingo.
I had to explain "macking" to Lisa, when it comes to hip speech she is a total nerasila.
by matt February 9, 2005
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Nerdstalgia

Nerdstalgia is the act of fond remembrance of a piece of nerdy pop culture from ones childhood or adolescence. Often times the reality of the item of remembrance is not truly as interesting or as exciting as the remembrance itself.
Watson: "Disney is going to take a massive dump all over the nerdstalgia of millions of Star Wars fans."

Kenneh: "Man... i held so much nerdstalgia for "Flight of the Navigator", but after watching it again... i realized i must have been high when i was 12..."
by Kennef November 10, 2012
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Nerdswag

Typically used proceeding a # when updating your social media status, nerdswag denotes that you believe you're activities are typical of the stereotypical nerd. A "#nerdswag" in a post necessarily implies that you don't care what people think of your nerdy activity or achievement.

An easier way to think of it, is simply looking at the word. Nerd + swag = nerdswag. All the intellectual strengths of being nerd, and all the social benefits of having swag.
"I'm worried that this 1,000 word paper is gonna turn into a 2,500 word paper; and the professor only asked for 5 resources but I have 17. #nerdswag"

"I'm seriously considering taking 17 credits next semester. #nerdswag"
by CoriJane October 12, 2011
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Nerp

an expletive usually used following an event that is either unexpected, awkward, cute or all three. Also is normally followed by laughter.
A kitten was playing with a Pringles can on a coffee table when it simultaneously dropped the can from the table and then fell into it.

Appropriate response:

"Nerp!...hahahahahahahaha"
by DonnieShell January 21, 2012
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Nerds

Nerd A Bunch of Nerds Described as a Posse
It Is Also A Posse of People with an I.Q Of the worlds weight.
Example:

John: wow, look at the nerd and his other nerd friend

Joe: yeah man, they're major nerds.
by lol! January 25, 2005
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