Needum

A Needum is a dear friend of many years, a friend who may be closer than family members. This friendship transcends time and geographic distance.

Needum is not a romantic relationship.

Needum may occasionally be shortened to "Needs." Two people who are Needums or Needs to each other may engage in jibberish based on their shared experiences, which is unintelligible to others.

See also bestfriend; bestie; twinglish.

"I've known my Needum since high school. Everyone should have a Needum."

by SBK SBK March 2, 2019

Needy nigga

Someone who forces someone else to do something even though they don’t. Or a bitch.

This nigga is such a needy nigga!

by Needy nigga July 11, 2020

Pretty Needle

Someone that is the edge between looking pretty and looking disgusting.

Someone that is disgusting and hot at the same time.

called a pretty needle because, though pretty to look at, also stabs out your eyes.

Dude: Megan Fox Is so hot!
Dude2: yuck, she is so not.
Dude3: I think she's a pretty needle.

Chick: Edward Cullen is way too hot!
Chick2: His features are too extreme. He's a pretty needle.

by Yoshi_Guy November 23, 2009

Sketchial Needs

Sketchial Needs people are in everyones life, whether it be the ones wandering your school, inhabiting the local Tim Horton's for hours upon hours or in the mall doing something questionable.

Sketchial Needs is where they are NOT special needs, but just weird and sketchy, and do weird things that make you stop and think for a moment "maybe they ARE special needs". They lack any fashion sense. All ability to be cool, despite their fervent efforts and make fools out of themselves constantly. However there is no excuse for such a personality because they are completely able to fix themselves and become awesome.

The totally ballin Tim Horton's worker Tyler leans against the counter as someone with Sketchial Needs walks in.

"Oh great, heres Mrs. Sketchial Needs again" he says to Brittany.
She replies " ugh shes going to pretend to talk on her cellphone and write with 2 pens again!!"

by A Timmies Hoe April 5, 2010

categorically needy

People who fall into one or another category and thus may be eligible for public assistance.

She knew that since her husband had left her with five children, and that she hadn't had a job in ten years, she was one of those destitute persons who had now become categorically needy.

by Luddz June 29, 2015

I Need A Lighthouse

To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml

Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."

by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016

I need a medic bag

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.

*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

by DallasIsDown February 3, 2018