Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"
That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.
by Arlie's Changel May 20, 2003
Get the Wet Muppetmug. by Lt dan July 4, 2005
Get the muppet shreddermug. The effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.
Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.
Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.
I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.
by The Other Greg June 15, 2006
Get the muppet syndromemug. A oral sex position where the man grabs the woman and vigorously has sex with the woman's mouth. This goes on until she goes googly-bug eyed and flails her arms around above her head helplessly in protest often making a "Mahyaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" muffled sound similar to Kermit the frog.
by RedPowerTie August 22, 2011
Get the Muppet Headmug. There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’
by Bigsmooth96 February 10, 2015
Get the Muppet Neckmug. A person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. Such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. Generally, muppet-philiacs prefer Kermit and harbor a secret crush on Miss Piggy. Muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. Muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fictitious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. There is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other Jim Henson shows/films. Muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: Closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). Muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.
You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.
You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.
by gelatinous g-man March 25, 2009
Get the muppet-philiacmug. an extremely hairy schwa that has never been shaved or waxed or hasn't been shaved in a looooooong time. i mean long.
by fadinker October 20, 2006
Get the fur muppetmug.