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Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry
by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017
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Bootyhole mummy

A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.
Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017
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mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.
Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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indian mummy

Decides to have a child,...then after child is born...regrets giving birth to child, then blames child for being born...
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!
My indian mummy beat me with a slipper for simply using my phone for five minutes...
by leother1 July 6, 2023
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Couch Mummy

Someone who is sick with the flu in Chicago and often sleeping on their back on the long couch usually with a backpacker liner with hood enclosed with their face showing or wrapped from shoulders to toe in fleece. The reaction might inspire a few creative nonfiction writers who got the idea from old photos going around. The blanket often used is a full size fleece blanket or something that is not bulky. This would be forced the one who is sick to stay in bed and keep them out of their room mates quarters. This is sometimes borrowed from first aid for when those had gone into shock and get the chills; or hypothermia. This is common in the Chicagoland area; where some would sleep in their friends Chevy Van if has a bed set up but make sure they're secured or a makeshift bed in the back of a older station wagon. Sometimes knocked out while the driver is going around looking for a fix not knowing the person who is under the weather needs an IV.
Way we saw the lady hosting a party in Justice there was some guests under the weather and chugging theraflu like it was Vodka in a mug then coughing up their lungs, one of the guests was Egyptian wrapped and sleeping on the couch. They stuffed the wrapped body in sleeping bag too and placed her on the couch. She was running a high fever and had doctor making a house call. Hence they coined this a Couch Mummy.
by illinoishorrorman January 25, 2019
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jahvi teri mummy

Jahvi teri mummy is a person with a humongous cock who likes to fuck your mom
hey look at jahvi teri mummy, their cock is so big!
by rodrick heffleys cum sock November 21, 2021
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