Melfred

Very sexy, crazy and looks great without a shirt. Could kick anyones arse. Has often been compared to Bruce Lee. Best boyfriend in the world.

My boyfriend is so wonderful. He is such a Melfred.

by Mmmmmadz July 2, 2018

Melf

An elf that is also a milf

Santa sat down all his little elves for some quit time, when little Johnny elf starting acting up. Santa then told little Johnny "Bitch, you better sit your ass down before I go fuck ur melf of a mother." Johnny then sat down and started to cry

by Kiirra6669 May 28, 2021

Meself

The only way Jake can refer to himself

Jake: “it’s just how I express meself”

by Fuckedupconnected September 16, 2021

myselfsexual

Narcissism

Im coming out of the closet as myselfsexual
Jessica, that's just narcissism

by bloodythongz October 11, 2021

Investigated myself

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

by Onetobeat June 12, 2015

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.

"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"

by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018

mastering myself

Getting intouch with yourself , finding yourself . You’re worth and indentitity within yourself .

Every since i have left my no good ex i been mastering myself

by Newbies February 27, 2019