Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.

"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."

by Widowmater. October 21, 2017

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Morris

This person typically tries to one-up everyone they speak to.

I can eat a 12 oz steak!

Morris: well I can eat a 16 oz steak!

by Jimmy6969 June 27, 2017

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Kaleb Morris

The epidemy of cross country running. Some say he is the nephew of Jesus. Also has the best hair in the god damn galaxy.

Man: He has great hair.
Girl: He's such a Kaleb Morris

by StudBagel March 23, 2017

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Luke Morris

Awesome guy never know what's gonna happen with him seize the opportunity to get to know this person.

Damn Luke morris is awesome

by Doesitmatter7 September 3, 2016

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will morris

a pretty fucking tall guy that has a long and skinny dick usually. has a weird ass funny voice. rich as fuck. likes to jack off in his sauna. gets money fucks bitches.

"omg will morris's dick felt so good last but it didn't even leave a gaping hole cause it's so skinny"

"will morris's flow is like bens pubes!"

"I wanna fuck will morris!"

by gapingpussy69 August 30, 2016

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A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.

I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.

by ToddWallnutz May 18, 2016

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