towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel

Damn i have towel molestation in my towels

by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

Chester the molester

Definition...person who fondles children. ( Sick scumbag) etc....

Old Chester the molester is giving Bob berchtold a run for his money on next level kid toucher....

by BigC77 February 2, 2019

child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025

your ancestors are molesters

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap.

Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*

by Ancested molested May 14, 2018

child molester

a person who accuses someone of being a potatosexual

Jared accused Tom of being a potatosexual because he was a child molester

by lkjeiejxkxi January 22, 2022