dong mitten

The lone finger of a glove that has been abandoned by the rest of its glove on a playground,it looks as if it could house a small penis.

Hey dude, look at that shit, its a dong mitten!

GG

by P33T-Lwnage February 20, 2004

dick mitten

A derogatory term for a female with a loose vagina.

When i put my dick inside her mitten i barely noticed. Such a dick mitten..

Shut it you dick mitten!

by Kenneth Poon March 15, 2009

murda mitten

The act of cutting a finger hole in a mitten, usually the index finger is cut out so that the person can shoot a gun with their mitten.

Mittens Guns murda mitten

by Swaggermaster69 January 30, 2014

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.

Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."

by Crusher33 March 7, 2010

smelly mitten

When an individual farts on their hand and then cups their hand over another indviduals nose.

I just gave my girlfriend a smelly mitten!

by sickaudi October 25, 2009

Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014