midget twister

When a man lays down while a midget sits on his dick and he proceeds to spin her on his dick as to resemble a twister
"Dude I gave Jenny a huge midget twister last night"
by StormRydr1 August 01, 2017
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midget marmosettery

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.
"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
by The word bandit January 15, 2010
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mg midget

A small fashionable car designed for a classy MAN. Although the driver of this of this car may seem gay at first be assured they are not. The car may be weak but it has history.
How that guy drives an MG Midget... he must have a lot of friends.
by Big Mac Jack November 23, 2019
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Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
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midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.
Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.
by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009
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midget dinner

The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands
Dan-That's a cool fidget spinner !
Tami- You can't assume.Its my midget dinner!
by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017
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Midget train

When a bunch of midgets walk in a line on a train track
I saw a midget train yesterday and it was fucking epic dude!
by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019
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