Microsoft

A badly made OS that will destroy all of mankind and enslave all of the surviving humans. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!

see also Trsdahgfdajkhfg...SORRY, Microsoft f*cked my keyboard... see also Trojan Virus

by Jordan654 April 9, 2006

Microsoft

A Term for Bill Gates penis

Nice Microsoft there Bill

by Still Floating September 19, 2010

microsplanch

See wordMicrosoftword

I microsplanch develops an Operatings System called Windows.

by kmm June 18, 2003

Microsoft Word Day

Similar to a "bad day," a Microsoft Word Day is caused by having to format something in Microsoft Word. After doing so, having a good day is pretty much impossible, so you might as well go back to bed.

Example 1:
I had to fix the page numbers in my thesis this morning and, an hour into it, I'm pretty sure today is going to be a Microsoft Word Day.

Example 2:
Student 1: Dude, why are you so grouchy today?

Student 2: I had to write a summary this morning and now I'm having a Microsoft Word Day.

by emeralddawn August 25, 2009

Microsoft

Someone who possesses a micro penis and it is usually difficult to get hard

I know why Bill gates created Microsoft he had to compensate for his Microsoft

by Yo i b makin words up September 25, 2016

Microsoft

A computer company named after Bill Gates's Penis.

Yeah man, did you hear about Microsoft?
Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!

by Obsidian_Linguist September 26, 2017

Microsoft

A man with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to realize he was microsoft, effectively ruining the night.

by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019