Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.
There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.
by Dread Pirate Phillips May 8, 2022
Get the Meth detectivemug. The congealed mass of dried saliva and skin that's sits on a persons lips after a binge on amphetamines
by Tardian The Green March 27, 2020
Get the Meth lipstickmug. by stove2590 July 6, 2016
Get the meth minutemug. Using the amphetamine as a dietary substance by abstaining from food for the duration of the dosage. IE, 8 ball = 20 hours, a half = 100 hours and some felonys.
by Mello Fello June 26, 2014
Get the meth dietmug. A person,or group from the meth loving skanks whores and small dicked guys most parts of Valdosta the concrete jungle to everywhere it's meth always scratching or picking or jumping around bed bug bed to another
Hey Matt ,you see that bitch right there twerking to hard like my ex with her new meth monkey ?? Yea there probly from valdosta
by Davesnotvheregohome October 7, 2018
Get the Meth monkeymug. A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...
''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...
by bluemnmz3 May 19, 2014
Get the meth muppetmug. Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.
by Malias Malias April 8, 2020
Get the meth mermaidmug.