Messer

A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"

"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."

by Mack10 May 21, 2006

menstrual gravy

the bloody discharge from a womans vagina during her menstual cycle

i prefer to eat my poonnanny without menstrual gravy

by slapphappyseven March 26, 2009

Menstrual Stormtrooper

Any man that can put up with the bitchiness, moodiness, and bullshit of a woman when she's on her period and still retain his sanity.

Example of a Menstrual Stormtrooper:

"My bitch has been ragging for the last 3 weeks, and if she don't take any fucking Midol I'm going to go Darth Vader on her ass!"

by sockboy666 July 14, 2009

menstruating clown

A person (usually male) that acts like a drama queen with PMS. First coined in the late 80's.

That Shawn is such a menstruating clown.

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

Menstress Cycle

The stress resulting from a man's dealing (lovingly) with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Dude what's your problem?
I'm going through my menstress cycle. Bitch got me twisted.

by Jake's taken June 13, 2011

e-menses

A female who complains, whines, bitches, or rants via online media such as twitter, facebook, text message, or email as if she was on her period.

"Dude, did you see Pam's facebook status? Total E-menses"

by BigNeekFreshRelK April 30, 2010

liz messer

Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz

"that girl is such a liz messer"
"damn straight she is, hipster status."

by meow mix1234567890 October 1, 2013