marriage 15

when a newly-married person (usually female) gains 15 lbs soon after the wedding--often not working out and eating too much. similar term is "freshman 15" for first year college students.
- omg, have you seen Katie's ass lately?

- oh yeah, she's put on the marriage 15.
by jumbonian February 24, 2011
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gay marriage

The act of two men or two women marrying. There is absolutely nothing bloody wrong with this. Why should the government stop you from getting married to who you want to? Afterall, in some states it's okay to marry your cousin, but you don't see Bush doing anything about that.

Conservatives really need to get over themselves and realize that the whole world won't conform to their ways. Fortunately enough. There are too many airheads as it is.
Gay Marriage is a wonderful thing and is absolutely amazing.

And thankfully Marijuana won't be legalized. There are enough potheads as it is, they're called conservatives.
by KGA April 29, 2005
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day marriage

a marriage between people who have only known each other for a day or less
Guy #1: I'm against day marriage. It's just not enough time to really got to know someone.
Guy #2: You're so ignorant!
by DJ Wet October 27, 2009
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marriage dropping

This woman squeezed past us in the supermarket, three marriage droppings trailing along behind her.
by shootandrun November 05, 2013
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Sodomy Marriage

An alternative to gay marriage. Used by Christians based on the exceedingly wicked city of Sodom in Genesis 19. The definition is derived from the word sodomy (used in Law) which includes homosexuality and bestiality.
John: Some states think 'sodomy marriage' is okay.
by PrettyPinkPrincess June 01, 2012
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Got it in the marriage

When a man gets married and gives things to his single friends that his new wife will not allow him to keep. Porn, action figures, comics, etc.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
Dude: Cool surf board bro! Where'd ya get it?
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
by Rodge Farlowe August 17, 2011
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prison marriage

When you claim someone as your wife/husband just by putting a bandana on one of their everyday used belongings. if you beat the fuck out of the dominate partner in the relationship, that persons bitch becomes yours and you share the bandana from the previous master.
"YO! TYRON GIT YO LIL' BLACK ASS BACK HERA! WE IS GETTING HITCHED PRISON MARRIAGE STYLED!"
by Because Karolina W Says so April 27, 2016
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