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markuscito

The funniest and a friend you want to have. Markuscito is cute and has a great personality. Markuscito sounds light-skin and Hispanic. A Markuscito has lots of friends and girls adore him.
I hope someone nicknames me markuscito
by Urban Ditionary 999999999999 November 8, 2017
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Markus

-Hey! you're such an Markus!
-A what?
-You're an Markus Harry.
by M0rn1ngw00d May 18, 2018
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Markus

Markus' is the most sexy people out there, they are known for they're huge dicks and handsome face. Markus means heterosexual in latin. Markus' have a good sense of humour and if you know someone named Markus you should try to date him asap.
That guy has a big dick, that must be a Markus
by Not Markus November 7, 2018
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Markus pinnau

Ur such a Markus pinnau
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Markus Vogel

A creature that romes the chilling icy streets of the Gothenburg area, and is discribed as a short aryan man with big ears in proportion too his face. He can often be seen with the Ante Pante (which can be seen in two forms) and sometimes with big foot Lucas. His last name is german so we have a few theories that he may be a swedish-german experiment during the nazi regime.
by Fjante November 19, 2018
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markus

markus is the biggest shagger in town. he is so shaggy and lazy. markus would probably float on top of water because he is the biggest shagger in town. nobody is a bigger sagger then markus
by konsky March 16, 2019
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MARSUPIAL SHIT

Being in a state of explosive diarrhea, extreme headache, double-vision, incessant urge to masterbate
Jay called in sick today, saying he felt like he had an opossum in his ass - requiring him to take a large Marsupial Shit.
by ROYAL DINKUS April 3, 2019
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